I found this list while sorting through some stored boxes.
It is entitled: Too much 90’s, dated 27 July 1999.
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You now think of three expressos as “getting wasted.”
You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers for a family of 3.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and emails you back, “What’s for dinner?”
Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her website.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa but you haven’t spoken to your neighbor yet this year.
You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a webpage.
Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate used to pay that you most despised.
Every commercial on toleration has a website address at the bottom of the screen.
You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells of half the price you paid.
Th concern of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
Cleaning up the dining areas means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with your family is that they do not have email addresses.
You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as “the flat filing cabinet.”
Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-notes.
You really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
You think “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.
You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.